Verse:
When I was a babe, I had it made.
I could lounge around the house all day.
All fun, all sun and no one to hold me down.
Yeah I had it made, back when I was a babe.

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Chorus:
I used to think that girls were just plain evil. 
Pig tailed, cootie infested, she devils. 
Now I’m sitting here on this barstool crying in my beer
and I realize that I was wise, beyond my years.

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Verse:
When I was a lad, things still not half bad.
In fact it may have been the best times, I have ever had.
All fun, all sun, and no one to hold me down.
Not bad man, being a lad.

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Chorus:
I used to think that girls were just plain evil. 
Pig tailed, cootie infested, she devils. 
Now I’m sitting here on this barstool crying in my beer
and I realize that I was wise, beyond my years.

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Bridge:
Teenage with a smile on my face, walking through the world like I owned the place
Singing hey hey another beautiful day to be 19 and making minimum wage
Oh man I must be some kind of blessed, cuz it don’t get better than this
Sure enough it never did

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Chorus:
I used to think that girls were just plain evil. 
Pig tailed, cootie infested, she devils. 
Now I’m sitting here on this barstool crying in my beer
and I realize that I was wise, beyond my years.

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Verse:
And now here I am. Head in my hands. 
Sometimes it aint so easy bein’ a man.
No fun, no sun and no one to hold my hand. 
No it aint easy bein’ a man.

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Chorus:
I used to think that girls were just plain evil. 
Pig tailed, cootie infested, she devils. 
Now I’m sitting here on this barstool crying in my beer
and I realize that I was wise, beyond my years.