Verse:
Little Jaime Luv the newest pop sensation
still in school, barely post pubescent
When she turned 15 daddy bought her a sweet rack and a record deal
They tell her what to sing, how to sing it, what to shake
how to shake it, how to toe the line
Never been the jealous type, but I am thinking she just might
be living a life that should be mine

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Chorus:
Oh baby, oh baby baby, all night long.
Oh baby, you drive me crazy, all night long.

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Verse:
I play the bar scene, lucky to pay the bills, oh my
Sometimes the drinks are free, there's other fringe benefits
but its never been enough to survive
Too make matters worse, a little salt in the wound
in the middle of my set last night
Some asshole dropped a dollar on the jukebox
and the damn thing roared to life

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Chorus:
Jaime sang
Oh baby, oh baby baby, all night long.
Oh baby, you drive me crazy, all night long.

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Bridge:
I fear for all us human beings
our love of bright lights and shiny things
Chop them beats and drop that bass again

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Verse:
A few years on Jaime’s doing her third tour… of rehab
I’m still jealous as hell of everything she has
Gonna get married to my guitar for the publicity, a personal trainer for each butt cheek
Maybe I can keep my street cred if just I sing along ironically

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Chorus:
and I'll sing
Oh baby, oh baby baby, all night long.
Oh baby, you drive me crazy, all night long.