Verse:
I better hold my tongue, it’s a little too late for prayer
The end is nigh Armageddon is in the air
Car pulls in the drive and I’m running scared. Now that mama’s here

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Chorus:
She’s got a loveside manner, she swing it like a railroad hammer
Gonna bring a man to his knees
She’s glitter and glamour, wrapped around a nine pound spanner
Help me

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Verse:
She's lookin real fine all dressed to the nines
Cant say I'm surprised
Mamas on the prowl, hope the end comes quick
cuz I never liked long goodbyes
She's all giggles and smiles but in just a little while 
she'll be singing a different song
She only made herself up so she could get mad when I came on.

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Chorus:
She’s got a loveside manner, she swing it like a railroad hammer
Gonna bring a man to his knees
She’s glitter and glamour, wrapped around a nine pound spanner
She do what she please

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Verse:
She's stalking through the house she’s a tiger I’m a mouse 
And im much too young to die
I slip out the back door trip on the floorboard and through the air I fly
Just a rollin in the mud, in the dirt, in the blood
like a head with my chicken cut off
I jumped my feet to make my escape but then I hear her cough

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Chorus:
She’s got a loveside manner, she swing it like a railroad hammer
Gonna bring a man to his knees 
She’s glitter and glamour, wrapped around a nine pound spanner
HIT ME!

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Verse:
Well I’m a grown man, should I make my stand 
Should I flee or apologize
But when I turned around she was a licking her lips
And undressing me with her eyes
She took me upstairs she poured me a bath
And made it clear she was gonna stay
Is it my birthday?

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Chorus:
She’s got a loveside manner, she swing it like a railroad hammer
Gonna bring a man to his knees 
She’s glitter and glamour, wrapped around a nine pound spanner
HIT ME!
Gonna bring a man 
			bring a man 
					 bring a man 
to his knees