Verse:
I’ve got a pick up truck with chrome naked lady mudflaps
If trouble comes a knocking, I’m not afraid to fight back
I can’t pick out my own clothes or decorate my abode
I look like the straight guy in a queer eye episode

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Chorus:
I wanna be sipping’ on a Mai Tai, overdose on sunshine
Unplug my brain and try not to think
Wanna go where the bar only sells umbrella drinks
I need some toes in the sand time, checking out the tan lines
Hate my job, my boss is a jerk
Gonna send my body on a long vacation
And put my liver to work

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Verse:
Tequila is my kryptonite, whiskey just makes me sour
I’ve got fridge half full of natural light in case the boys stop by after happy hour
I need something that comes in a coconut shell and brings it’s own shade so the ice don’t melt
One of them curly straws and a bartender that won’t judge me

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Chorus:
I wanna be sipping’ on a Mai Tai, overdose on sunshine
Unplug my brain and try not to think
Wanna go where the bar only sells umbrella drinks
I need some toes in the sand time, checking out the tan lines
Hate my job, my boss is a jerk
Gonna send my body on a long vacation
And put my liver to work

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Bridge:
I don’t mind drinking a few beers with the fellas
When I ain’t home I like the drinks with umbrellas
When I ain’t home I like the drinks with umbrellas
When I ain’t home I like the drinks

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Chorus:
I wanna be sipping’ on a Mai Tai, overdose on sunshine
Unplug my brain and try not to think
Wanna go where the bar only sells umbrella drinks
I need some toes in the sand time, checking out the tan lines
Hate my job, my boss is a jerk
Gonna send my body on a long vacation
And put my liver to work